Watching the Detective

This old nerd is another year old. I remember seeing his debut album in '79 and wondered, "what the hell?". His voice did not match his image. I thought it was some record company joke..."let's put a goofy image to this great voice...heh heh."


"Nice girls not one with a defect,
cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct.
Red dogs under illegal legs.
She looks so good that he gets down and begs."
For some reason, these lines SOUND like the 80's to me.


Happy birthday, Elvis. How old are you anyway...14?